Perhaps a little late as it's now Christmas eve, but I wrote this little diddy inspired by the season and the times, with a little parody thrown in to boot. Feel free to repost with credit.
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like 2006 (sung to the tune of "Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
Parody by Brad Tidwell, December 2009
Its beginning to look a lot like 2006
Every day some more,
But this time its the Dems you see worried that they will be
Kicked right out the door.
Its beginning to look a lot like 2006
Everywhere you look,
Take a look at the congressmen, shivering once again,
With retirements and presidents called a crook.
A lot of meritless pork and a knife and a fork
Was the desire of Barney (Frank) and Reid
Money for nuts (ACORN) and political ruts
Haunted Pelosi and Dodd
And all of us can hardly wait for polls to open again
Its beginning to look a lot like 2006
Everywhere you go
There's a tension in the air, politicians should beware
The feeling that the Democrats must go
Its beginning to look a lot like 2006
And these polls make news
And the people will vote cause the bills that they wrote
Were what made them lose.
Merry Christmas all!
- Make sure there are plenty of supplies to go around. This means bringing water, sports drinks, snacks and whatever else may be necessary (it was overcast so we didn't need sunscreen, but it may be helpful elsewhere).
- Look for the media angle. Find some major story in the news, and set up talking points and one-liners about that news story to use in discussion with media and sign slogans. Find whatever hot button issues there are, controversial quotes or figures, and find an angle you can use for your group. For our protest, we had signs saying "Joe Wilson was Right", and that immediately attracted the attention of the media.
- Bring lots of large, easy to read signs. This is important to set up beforehand, as if additional people come, they can also use the signs. Use the prepared short one-liners, and make sure the words are written in thick lettering so they can be seen from far away. Read more suggestions for signs here.